The Cool purple place of Pizza and Fun is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bradford the new commander with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.414 billion Cool people hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elmore. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cool economy, worth 396 trillion Watts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,215 Watts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pizza and Fun's national animal is the Were-beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Helixism.

Pizza and Fun is ranked 139,481^st in the world and 76^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Populations, with 3.41 billion capita.